No, my current email address is not public. Blame the spammers for that. Still, there are plenty of ways of getting in touch with me. Or you can find me on Facebook or Twitter or any other number of services and message me. I'm quite approachable, as long as you're not trying to convince me that I need ch3ap v1agra or that I alone can help save the economy of Nigeria.

Make initial contact with me via this form, and we can continue our conversation via regular email. I get around to responding to everyone eventually. I look forward to hearing from you, really!

Or, like E.T., you can just go home.